[ They do, in fact, start wars and scare people. Never on purpose! But intent only matters so much.

Vash's entire posture crumples at the Bad Lad comments. He thought young Vash was over that idea! ]

Oh come on, how many times do I have to say it? I'm not a Bad Lad! [ Don't make him explain the hair! He doesn't want to have to explain the hair! ] I'm Vash the Stampede, humanoid typhoon, and I've never once worked for BD!. [ Holding his arms out, he does a little spin, expression still pouty. ] Do you see any neon?